Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Brazilian Women's Soccer Team Shower

Moroka

Moscow, approximately Five hundred meters to Novoslobodskaya, 10 am.

a narrow street with tram tracks in the center. On both sides of the street shops, cafes, fast food, stands. Despite on working hours during a rather crowded. Warp people on both sides of the road here and there.

car rear wheels stuck in the snow, before turning off lightly tramways. Carrier from time to time gazuet - each time unsuccessfully. After attempts to pop up out of the car, goes and looks blankly at her ass jammed. Sometimes, before returning kicks off the wheel.
This one does not call for help. Nobody calls himself, despite the fact that a constant stream of people flowing only five meters away from the stuck. People go about their business.

front of the vehicle is a tram and periodically publishes a nasty a deafening whistles. Over the whistles followed by sounding a little mockingly announcing tram stops with an entirely different number every time terminating short.

In the tram sits quite a lot of people of both sexes, including a family - husband, wife and child.
husband. So it is necessary to get out and push it, and that's all. (Tram driver) Hey, Captain, a door open the door!
Zero reaction. The tram continues nasty buzz and mockingly announcing stops. Whenever new. In another part of town.

wife. Yes you are alone, Does that go? You're not a vytolknesh. And besides you like no one is going.
husband. Well then, guys, come out? (Deathly silence) Right anecdote about thirty Dembele in the back ... Hey, Commander, ...

Ten minutes later the tram driver opens the door. Hetero grumbling passengers get up out of the central door, and passing cars through the snowdrifts, shivering from the cold and piercing wind, rushing off somewhere to the side Novoslobodskaya.
carrier continues gazovat.

husband, wife and child out of the tram.
husband. Wait, I'm going to shove (portfolio gives his wife).
wife. You're not a vytolknesh.
husband. Well, try something you can.
goes to the trunk machine and gently pushes. The machine leaves.

brook passengers emerged from the tram turns 180 degrees and run to the tram.
husband, wife and child slowly sit down on the tram.
tram filled with returning passengers and touching.
husband. Tryndets, first time seeing this.
wife. That the first time you see ...?

PS
To make it clear.
I wrote it just because the situation was, at least for me as completely incomprehensible and out of the ordinary. Atypical including to Moscow.

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